Dear WhatsApp read receipt,
I’m sorry to say this,
But I hate you.
All day long you’ve had me in a turmoil.
Have I been blanked?
Or even worse…blocked?
It’s all because those blue ticks don’t appear.
Was my message too hard to bear?
Or did it just get a cursory glance?
And was it too rubbish for those blue ticks to appear?
Dear WhatsApp read receipt,
Have I had the last word?
Oh this just isn’t clear!
Was I the winner in the messaging sphere?
Or did my recipient just not give a care?
Can you just change colours already?
You know I’ve been checking you frantically!
All this waiting and checking – it’s getting too much!
Why do I even care?
Dear WhatsApp read receipt,
This is no longer a love affair.
I love you more than you love me…
That much is clear!
Although it was never something I wanted to hear,
I think I’m going to leave things right here.
So, I have to tell you finally:
I’m done!
Change colour or don’t ,
I really don’t care!